Posted by
AmeriDan on Monday, April 14, 2008 1:06:26 AM
Our long national nightmare is almost over. The dark cloud of Fascism under the Bush Junta will soon be swept away by the warm winds of "change". Toppling the peaceful regimes of the Taliban and Saddam Barack Hussein have left us with Obama Bin Laden running wild in the caves of Pakistan coordinating more attacks on American soil.
Because of President George W. Bush, "people" whom had merely wished to kill us, now wish to kill us and dig our corpses out of the rubble and kill us again. It is indeed time for change.
Note to NeoCons: Ixney on what I've written about above and will write below. I did receive the latest action alert from Karl Rove about Dick Chaney declaring the election null and void, and suspending habeas corpus. I'm just playing along so that Piker won't get wise to our evil plans of world domination. Plus, I think Piker would look fabulous in a Gitmo orange jumpsuit!
So, who to choose for all of this change? I'm glad you asked. Here are AmeriDan's thoughts on the Presidential candidates:
Hillary! Clinton: Thankfully, Hillary! was able to end the Bosnian War with a quick and death defying invasion of a country that posed no threat to our national security. She made it home, and all is well over there these days in that part of the world, with no American troops left behind. Not counting the ones who are assigned to NATO, which would be most of them. No quagmire here so let's move along.
Barack HUSSEIN Obama: Racist Warmonger, Elitist Warmonger, and maybe even a Muslim Warmonger. Need I say more?
John McCain: An old school liberal disguised as a conservative. Not a perfect choice, but he still believes in The United States of America as a Country to be proud enough of to defend, as opposed to the other two candidates.
I still can't decide, so I'll go with a tie breaker. It should come as no surprise to you that I am a Space Cadet. A armchair astronaut that some would even consider a chickenhawk astronaut. I've never flown in space, so by liberal standards, I have no moral authority to even comment about NASA. But I don't live by modern day liberal standards, so here is what I found at each candidate's website concerning NASA.
Obama website... "Change, Hope, Audacity, blah, blah, blah, typical white person, kill whitey and the joooose, blah, blah, blah, my white grandmother is racist, etc". If he has anything to say about the space program at his site, I couldn't find it.
Clinton website... "We're all doomed unless we elect Hillary, Hillary is ready from day one to save us all, yada, yada, Hillary stormed the beaches of Bosnia, Let's raise taxes, etc".
McCain website... In less then thirty seconds, I found this:
"John McCain is a strong supporter of NASA and the space program. He is proud to have sponsored legislation authorizing funding consistent with the President's vision for the space program, which includes a return of astronauts to the Moon in preparation for a manned mission to Mars."
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. I, AmeriDan, now officially endorse John McCain to be the next President of The United States of America. I never thought I'd type those words, but I just did.
Note to NeoCons: Again, I'm just talkin smack, we all know that Darth Chaney has the real agenda.
So now I must bid you all farewell because this is the last of my two part posting privileges here at WAMK. I'll ride off into the sunset now, only to return if and when you need me, or when I can get Madeline's Dad to agree to another easy bet. Whatever.
To Madeline's Dad, thank you for allowing me to post here at your fine blog. You put in a lot of hard work at this site, and I believe I speak for all WAMKers in saying that we appreciate it. BTW, I also thank you for the use of the WAMK Space Shuttle for the trip home.
3.2.1. WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!